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Giant squid sex: violent, tangled and deeply weird

Posted by Cory Doctorow, March 26, 2008 5:56 AM

In the violent tangle that is sex between giant squids, almost anything can happen, including accidentally injecting yourself with firehose-pressure blasts of sperm.

The report goes on: “Although mating has never been observed in giant squid, it is thought that what happens is that the male injects his sperm packages into the female’s arms. The process is likely to be a fairly violent affair as the female is probably not that keen on being injected. This is a problem for the amorous male as females are normally a third bigger than they are.

“But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long male reproductive organ, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male’s sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body – excluding legs and head.

“But having such a big male reproductive organ does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge male reproductive organ, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themselves.