Hello my nick is Splodeydopy and i am an alcoholic Log in to see images!

My friends call me Michaël because that’s my name, it sounds verry german but it is not.

It comes from the bible Log in to see images! It means “Who is as me” Or as i prefer to say it “I am better than you!”.

I love punk and rock and hardrock and metal and sometimes i even listen to emocore Log in to see images! actualy i listen to everything which is quite intresting because many people only listen to one Genre, Now you know that i don’t.

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That’s all i wanted to say..

Oh yeah forgot to say in first grade i had this awesomely hot teacher with totally nice breasts and bum, always wearing skirts. I went to school with trainer one day.. and all off the sudden a dude pulled my pants down and the whole shool could see my male reproductive organ.. It felt pretty bad so now i hate sausages.. they make me remember..

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