Lolz Jenkins Posted:

It’s not even the longest song ever. If Guiness’s World Records are to be believed, there’s a song in existence called “I’m a Cranky Old Yank, in a Clanky Old Tank, on the Streets of Yokahama with My Honolulu Mama, Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues”, written by some dude named Hoagy Carmichael.

I believe it, but in that case he just named the song with the entire damn chorus of the song. The interesting thing about Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand is that none of that is even in the song, anywhere.