Santa Claus Posted:

Ho Ho Ho!

It’s almost time for me to head out! I’m packing as much liquor into the glove box of the sleigh as I can. I always drive a little more carefully when I’ve had a few drinks. Plus Rudolph is a smart deer, he’ll make sure I stick to the road. Man I love that deal I did with Coke to be the winter advertising shill. Rum and cokes are excellent when you’re flying over Greenland.

Don’t tell Mrs. Clause, though. She gets upset if I drink on the job.

But come on, it’s stressful being the hero of 3 billion children who only has one night a year to impress them.

Rum and coke goes really well with coca-cola too, it gets the coke taste out of your mouth.