Santa Claus Posted:

Merry Christmas children!

My sack is bulging with toys for the little girls and boys this year. I hope Rudolph will be able to take it all at once!

I hope all of you have sent your lists to me! You’ve only got a couple days left before I grease up and slide down your chimneys…

If you haven’t, you should get your parents’ credit card because I’ve heard next-day UPS to the North Pole isn’t cheap.

On a slightly obscure note, please remind your parents to prepare your chimneys with a cleaning log. It’s always a pain for Mrs. Claus to get creosote out of my beard.

I want you to be real for Christmas.