12/22/2008

Subject: u better watch out!

From: FarryWings8

hi, sorry to tubmail you out of the bloo but this is very important!!

last year on cristmas eve i pretendid 2 sleep when my parents checked in on me. for some reason the cream they were drinking from ireland made them super tired and they went to bed earlyer then usual.

i knew it was my only chance to meet santa so i snuck downstairs and hid behind the cristmas tree. i even fell a sleep while waiting for him to come!!!

then, around 3 in the morning, i woked up, and i couldint belive it,, santa was coming down the chimny!

heres the bad part. santa had a huge bump in his pants. it looked like he was hiding a big fat farry wand in there

then, he looked around with beedy eyes, i think he knew i was their. i held my breathe and was super quiet, i was so scared!

after that, he took off his pants, anbd it wasn’t a wand! oh my god it was huge and pink and gross. i saw daddy pee once and it didnt look like that!

it got even weirder b/c then santa took off his boots and clibmed onto the cofee table. he started doing push ups, but liek with his wand inside the glbum of milk i left 4 him earlyer!!! it was so weird, i felt sick to my stomick.

a few seconds later my cat myeowed, and santa jumped to his feet. he threw a couple of presints down, then climed back up the fireplace in a hury. his pants where still around his feet so it was kinda funny but stil kinda gross.

i want all little boys and girls to know about how santa is so strange. you should be careful and stay away from him!! mommy told me no gowrnups should be showing their wands to kids. please lock your doors and chimneys!!! the presints arent wurth it!

simcerly,

FarryWings8

haha what te fuk