Acid Flux Posted:

12/20/2008 —- Well, that was exciting. Now, for your purchasing delight, here are the Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask and Sk8ter Pro Glbumes.

Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask

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Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask

* Max Sexiness +250

* Charisma +10

* Offense +8

* Defense +8

This blindfold is essentially useless, but it looks hot, in a kinky sort of way.

Evil Trout happens to think this look is attractive. So, if you’re a girl, who looks like this, and you own one of these blindfolds, and you’re between the ages of 16 and 17 years old, and sensitive to the effects of Rohypnol, and you aren’t a ****ing SNITCH, then please email ****meblind@forumwarz.com with your address and measurements.

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Sk8ter Pro

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Sk8ter Pro

* Max Sexiness +30

* Luck -1

* Defense -1

* Offense -1

* Charisma +2

Do you skateboard? Who cares! You can easily look like you do with these fantastical sunglbumes, you poser!

Disclaimer: will not protect eyes from sun.

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