Acid Flux Posted:

12/11/2008 —- spex offenders™ now on sale!

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spex offenders™

* Max Sexiness +75

* Charisma +4

* Defense +2

The store’s in-house cheap, generic knockoff brand. As it says on the shelf talker, “Compare with Hucci!”

The difference in cost is really, in a way, a human one: about 67 Chinese orphans lost fingers in the manufacturing of these things, as opposed to the genuine article, where only about 65 little kids lost their digits.

(Kind of gives new meaning to the term “downsizing,” huh?)

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