Acid Flux Posted:

12/08/2008 —- Glbumes Glbumes for the discerning PermaNoob and the exclusive Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask too.

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Glbumes Glbumes

* Max Ego +50

These are literal “glbumes.” And if you’re very special, this might be how you interpret the idea of eyeglbumes.

Then again, if you’re very special, you shouldn’t be allowed to handle breakables anyway. You should only be using plastic cups with lids on them, and comically oversized handles.

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Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask

* Max Sexiness +250

* Charisma +10

* Offense +8

* Defense +8

This blindfold is essentially useless, but it looks hot, in a kinky sort of way.

Evil Trout happens to think this look is attractive. So, if you’re a girl, who looks like this, and you own one of these blindfolds, and you’re between the ages of 16 and 17 years old, and sensitive to the effects of Rohypnol, and you aren’t a ****ing SNITCH, then please email ****meblind@forumwarz.com with your address and measurements.

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