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MikePattonFa-
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Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

So, ahem. Let me reiterate my previous statement. One FULL liter of Sljivovica for your BP’s, dear sir/ma’am.

No lame sexual favors, no “I’ll give you riches beyond your wildest dreams”, no bull**** promises people can’t and probably won’t deliver. And definitely no actual bumer or, god forbid, margarine. Just 100% natural Plum Brandy, a whole bottle.

The trick is, this is the **** of Gods. It’s magical.

You’ll either die when you down the entire bottle or obtain godlike powers reserved only for D&D intermediate deities. It’s worth of risk and 8BP.

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