We Three Clbumes of Forumwarz (To the tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are)

We three clbumes of Forumwarz,

The trolls, the emo kids and camwhores

Threads we’re pwning, mods are groaning,

All while our level soars.

[Chorus:]

O full of ego, full of cred,

With skills to destroy any thread.

E-peens growing, we keep going

Until all forums are dead.

I’m a camwhore, not much I wear

As I lure boys into my snare.

Men I’m teasing, mammary glands I’m squeezing

All for a modest fare.

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Mods beware, for I am the troll.

Like goatse, I’m a giant a-hole

Drinking, crapping, flaming, fapping

God, how I love to Rickroll.

[Chorus]

The emo kid, I’m full of despair.

I lurk within my gloomy lair

Don’t stop sighing, cutting, crying,

I’m unique; just look at my hair.

[Chorus]

Forumwarz is sure to offend,

Pwning threads to the bitter end

INCIT, Flamebate, though this game’s great

I’d still rather have a girlfriend.

[Chorus]