THE_**** booted his computer and opened his Stalk list, to peruse for his daily steroid sales. Things had been tough since those bumholes over at Fitness fabulous personry had banned him. He cracked his knuckles and propped his feet on the end of his desk. Nothing to do but wait for a buyer. He ran his hands down his rippling abs. Maybe I should oil up. That’ll kill some time. he thought. He reached for the baby oil when a Stalk alert went off.

~CutiePie12xo wants to add you

“CutiePie, huh?” he said as he clicked the ‘accept’ command. Instantly, the message popped up.

>Hi, i herd u were a real muscle-head. i really like that. Oh, and before you ask, this is an old screen-name. I’m really 16 nao. Log in to see images!

A grin crossed THE_****s face. His male reproductive organ stiffened at the prospect of flesh. The pink unicorn avatar screamed at him. This was a genuine female. He responded quickly. With every throb in his male reproductive organ another word was typed. Both sides of the chat were masterful strokes luring each other into a pbumionate frenzy. It was then the most blessed words appeared on-screen.

>My parents are out of town. Maybe we could skip the cyber part and skip to old fashioned dirty sex. Log in to see images!

THE_**** felt a flush he hadn’t felt since his first testosterone rush. He scribbled down the address and took to the streets. Banking flezz would have to take a backseat to lust. He arrived before the oil on his torso even dried.

He ran upstairs to the studio apartment. There was a note on the door suggesting that it was unlocked and he should make himself comfortable. He pumped his arm in a gesture of celebration and let out a grunt. He was gonna make this little **** beg for more. The bumon on his jeans could barely contain his meat. The years of steroid abuse had barely dented his size at all. He swung the door open and dropped his pants as he stepped into the darkened room. It was then the rag covered his mouth and his body seized up.

He awoke strapped down to an antique bed. His firm, round bum stuck in the air. His tounge played with the ball-gag that had been carefully placed in his mouth. He let loose a barrage of obscenities that would make even those fabulous persons on Sensuous Seamen blush. He spotted a tub of KY on the floor. His eyes gaped. It was the family size. The realization set in on him and he struggled to free himself.

“Those belts are vintage nine-teen thirty two. They came off an old bumembly line. Just don’t make them like that anymore…” the voice trailed off, and out of the shadows stepped a man of about forty, wearing a blonde wig and a red satin evening gown. He paused, and knelt down to meet THE_****s face. “But you, boy, are built like an old Chevy. Before they starting naming the pickups. Real ****ing clbumic.”

He swooped with one quick motion and was directly behind his captive. A finger slid into the chute in THE_****s backside. CutiePie, or at least that’s who THE_**** bumumed this was, chuckled loudly. “I guess it’s a good thing you oil yourself.” A sharp pain rang through his intestines as Cuties entry thrust pushed THE_**** hard into the mattress. The smell of old vodka and perfume engulfed his nostrils. Cuties manhood pulsated as he started ramming it into THE_****s secret hole. His eyes watered at the sudden violation, but with each pounding he could feel his sword expand as it rubbed against the sheets. Sweat issued forth from both of their bodies as the thrusting turned into heated grinding. Cutie began kissing the shoulders of his prisoner. Ecstasy washed over him as his loins suddenly exploded his juice into the warm cavity of THE_****. Luckily, at the same moment, the one locked to the bed gyrated clockwise and splashed his love gravy into the sheets which entangled his member. Both parties collapsed and began panting. Cutie sighed happily and lit a cigarette. Lucky Strikes. Clbumic smoking tobacco. THE_**** would later look back fondly on this day. It was probably the best love making he’d ever had. Or would again… No homo, or anything.

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