Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful meme

That started as a small typo

And became the next big thing.

Now Fingerz was a mighty FAILing man,

Yet gayer dawg was Falcon Four.

Seven doldoes were remembered that day

With a three-hour flame war, a three-hour flame war.

The haters said it wasn’t a meme,

We nearly got rickrolled,

If not for the courage of our fearless clan

The doldoes would be trolled, the doldoes would be trolled.

7 Vibrating Doldoes was for sure, a phenominom that was viral

With Partyvan

And Fingerz too,

Celerysteve and Raepdog,

ScalyEquation

KCGII and XI,

Here on Doldoe-chan Isle.

This is the tale of our glory days

The origin of all things doldoe

We’ll have to make the best of things

Please don’t taze me, bro.

Dannaballsmcmale reproductive organenstien and Ironix too,

Will try like something awful now,

To promote 7 vibrating Doldoes,

And make teh internets Rofl Mao

No shock, no hijack, no klan voting,

Nothing that makes you hurl,

No Goatsie jpeg to say hello,

Or that smokin’ hot tubgirl.

So join us here each week my friends,

For a game of domination,

From seven vibrating homogay

Things used for masturbation.

Log in to see images!

Fingerz Posted:

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped- turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute, just listen to me

I’ll tell you how I became the leader of the klan 7VD.

In INCIT was where I spent most of my days,

Captioning pics about fine upstanding member of societys and gays.

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And postin’ some memes and actin’ like a fool.

When a couple of Swedefabulous persons who were stupid and fat

Started speaking Swedish in my INCIT chat

I made one little typo, and someone declared,

“7 Vibrating Doldoes is now a meme, so there!”

I Googled for a pic and found one that fit

The URL said “doldo”

And had glitter in it.

If anything I can say that this doldo was rare

But I thought “Hey, I got it”, and ‘shopped up some squares.

I logged on to the site about 7 or 8

And I yelled all over INCIT “our new klan is gr8!”

Looked at this klan, it was so surreal.

7 Vibrating Doldoes is a meme, and it’s the new deal.

Log in to see images!