Acid Flux Posted:

12/04/2008 —- Gay-Ban™ Aviator Glbumes... again

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Gay-Ban™

* Max Sexiness +150

* Charisma +6

* Offense +8

These Gay-Ban aviators are so sexy, they’ve been known to turn gay men straight on sight alone…and occasionally, straight men bi (for some reason).

This is what Kelly McGillis’ character in Top Gun wore, the day she proved that “DVDA” is not merely theoretical. Goose, Slider, Maverick and Wolfman all shoved their male reproductive organs into her crotchal holes simultaneously, giving new meaning to the term “wingman.”

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Edit: Hmm, it appears that this is the second time in a row that we’ve had the same glbumes (and it looks like similar items) in the Ppwn Shoppe for two days in a row. Has anyone else noticed this?

The reset counter thing is broken. You’ll notices that you didn’t get any deliveries either.

For some reason, we did get visits though.