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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Are our turkeys edible?

Vintage Colonial Turkey Posted:

You could eat it, sure, although it’s still festering with smallpox and several other unidentified plagues. Also, the Ppwn Shoppe owner has been known to warm it up and use it as a woman's genitals substitute in his many lengthy masturbation sessions.

I think it’s our duty to warn this poor lady, but if that doesn’t bother her then she can have mine.

SR6


George Lucas molested me and it was quite enjoyable, then he came back for foreplay and ruined the whole thing.

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