Another version of god rest ye merry gentlemen

God rest you merry permanoobs and great big homogays

Remember eighty emo kids die every Christmas day

To save us all from their whining When we just want to play

O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo

O tidings of pwnage and joy.

In a basement, in Tokyo, This lame forum was born

And put up on the internet Upon this wasted morn

At which her mother Mary did only Laugh in scorn

O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo

O tidings of pwnage and joy

From the moderators, a brand new tub-mail came;

And unto certain emo kids brought tidings of the same:

A mission from some homogay, Raviit Nordstrom by Name.

O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo

O tidings of pwnage and joy

“Fear not then,” read the tub-mail, “Let nothing you affright,

This day is born a forum of a failed camwhore bright,

To free all those who trust in Him From Hammer’s power and might.”

O tidings of pwnage and joy, homo

O tidings of pwnage and joy

The emos upon reading whined much in their mind,

And left their suicide notes on top of and behind:

The drawers in their basement rooms for their parents to find.

O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo

O pwnage of comfort and joy

And when they got back on forumwarz Where this new forum lay,

They all pwned it in order to earn , Flezz with which to pay;

For new tattoos and piercings and unto it did say.

O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo

O tidings of pwnage and joy

Now to the mods sing praises, All you within this place,

For all those noobs got permabanned and now they will embrace;

The rules that say you should not play five damned alts every day.

O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo

O tidings of pwnage and joy

PS: I *tried* to stay faithful to the original rythm… Lol.

PPS: Despite some of these lyrics I’m not a raging homophobe