To “Hark! the Herald Angels Sing”:

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Song Posted:

”LOL!” the local LOLcats sing,

“Glory to the Camwhore Queen!”

Red Strap-Ons and Piltons acquired-

Now to Herschel’s to be inspired!

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Joyful, all the forums fall,

Join the domination wall!

While the useless junk proclaims,

“You are the master of this game!”

“LOL!” the local LOLcats sing,

“Glory to the Camwhore Queen!”

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She by all the fanboys adored

Tosses Flezz upon her hoarde

Late in time to Drugs ‘R’ Fun,

Pills renewed for another run!

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Exposing flesh for all to see

Nothing left of purity,

Cleavage bared and thongs displayed

Behold the shameless on parade!

“LOL!” the local LOLcats sing,

“Glory to the Camwhore Queen!”

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Hail the everlasting tease!

Hail the flirting expertise!

TMI to all she brings,

Heav’ly explicit in all things

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Back to Bruce Bear’s with a pout

Forum visits have run out

Twelve more hours to another four

‘Til then she’s just another whore

“LOL!” the local LOLcats sing,

“Glory to the Camwhore Queen!”

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I might record this and add a link later, but I’ve got a cold, so it’ll have to wait until I can actually speak again.