Goatse II Posted:

Of course he thought you were a girl if some weird middle-aged pedo on a train bothered you.

Your a 15 year old man. You should have stood up and got all up in his face and be all like:”Excuse me but what the **** are you winking at? Something wrong with your eye? No? Well do you WANT something to be wrong with your eye because my fist can ****in arrange it. I’m FIFTEEN. How would you like to go to jail and have Bubba wink at YOU?”

Such conduct might get you into trouble, but he on the other hand we will be in seriously deep **** if the fuzz catch wind that some old guy is winking at jailbait on the train.

Srsly

What he said.

Sorry I mistook you for a girl. The proper conduct for a guy your age would be slightly more proactive.

Otherwise, here’s a suggestion: Carry a copy of Bret Easton Ellis’ “American Psycho” in your backpack. Pull it out conspicuously and read it intently with a ****-eating grin on your face. Not only will people avoid eye contact with you, they probably won’t sit next to you either.