I like it (and I fully admit I stole it from Something Awful) because it’s ****ing hilarious.

Honestly, it doesn’t even make us much money compared to our other BP products like new characters, cheats and EP2. But even the small amounts that we make from pranks far outweigh any lost income from you leaving the game in protest. As far as I know, you’d be the first.

It’s not often that I’d say this to a user, but we’re just not going to change the way the feature works, and if you hate it so much that you stop playing: don’t let the door hit you on the way out!