Maximum Douche Posted:

And on the Third Week, Fran stepped forth to the tomb, and found the stone had been rolled away. She was shocked at the sight and rand to find Orb and tell him that someone had stolen FAIL’S body. As they both returned, Orb rushed ahead frightened of what had happened. Orb then went into the tomb and saw that the linens that Fail had been wrapped in were neatly folded up and left upon the stone slab that had once held FAIL’S body.

As he look around Orb began to worry greatly, fearing someone had stolen the master’s body. Stepping out of the tomb he found himself hit with a great force across his face that knocked him tot he ground. There stood Fail in full glory as he spoke, “N0013! I have given thee the male reproductive organ slap of DOOM! Your failure to believe in me has broken this site, and now, given power by Evil Trout, I shall restore order to these forums!”

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