Raepdog Posted:

So what do I do? You all went to get the peen and failed, but if I don’t go full lolcat, and fail, I cant tell ET I was mislead? But if I go all lolcat and fail, theirs no bumurance he would fix it. I’m sorta ****ed either way, do it and fail, or try fail and not be able to get it fixed.
I will post my answers, I will go for my best stab at the LolCat Peen, post my responses to help others. I will quote this as proof of truth, that I tried based on the Peen Description, and went for whatever.

1st: Everyone feels that way sometimes. No need to let it get to you.

2nd: 42?

3rd: That sounds like a symptom of depression. Depression is a serious mental illness, and you should consult a mental health professional immediately.

4th: Oh? Well, here’s a LOLcat. Come on, that **** is funny.

5th: If by “do it” you mean call the “suicide distress line,” than I definitely would encourage it. It’s 1-800…um, Sentrill’ it.

6th: You should really just go for a hike and relax. It may change your point of view.

7th: Have you seen this LOLcat? Cute, huh.

8th: Hey, don’t go yet! We have so much to talk about. Please come back.

Game: You were very good.

Message: i just wanted to say, thanks for helping me out. you talked me through a tough time. here’s a lolcat. and, a special gift to show how much you mean to me. i got some help. the people at the depression center are real nice to me. the walls are nice and soft, like padded clouds. and i don’t even miss shoelaces. metal cutlery would be nice, i guess, but most of the food is mush anyway. my roommate is really cool. i don’t see the ants he keeps talking about though…well, used to talk about. so i’m wiring you my college funds. i won’t be going anywhere for a while.

Result: No E-Peen this blows to have an e-peen that you can only get once, with a misleading tag. This was confusing as hell and I’m rather put off by it. I place ym faith in Crotch Zombie though, I did not spend $10 on this without faith.
Raepdog edited this message on 10/22/2008 7:26PM