Orb Posted:

That’s a ridiculous bumertion.

What if the e-peen for beating Episode 2 was only awarded if you beat episode 2… and had a certain item (let’s say one available to all clbumes, like Doctor O’s book) equipped? The description would say only “This user beat Episode 2”. Would it be a poor bumumption to think that beating Episode 2 was the only requirement? Technically, it was fully within their will to choose whether or not to equip Doctor O’s book. Would it be unfair to the people who did equip Doctor O’s book to give others a chance at the e-peen? Would changing the description of the e-peen to “This user beat Episode 2 and read ‘My Dinner with Randy: An e-Biography’” be an acceptable solution to the issue?

(For users unfamiliar with the concept of rhetorical questions, the answer to all of those questions is “No.” )

You, and I as well, didn’t get an e-peen, tough luck. I don’t see how it is Evil Trouts fault that your bumumptions were incorrect. Maybe you should have been more patient?