Alright, here’s the equips and their stats:

I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero = 10 Offense and 50 Proc Power

PruneServ™ = 50 Ego

How to talk to a woman without hyperventilating.sdoc = 4 Offense 4 Charisma 80 Proc Power

4 Beast0r High-Speed Cables = 60 Offense, 60 Defense, 40 Luck

ENCEPHALITIC CARNAGE – TEA FOR TWO AND TWO FOR TEA.lstn = 95 Ego, 4 Offense, 4 Frugality, 4 Charisma

Mommy I liek fun! (MILF).gawk = 3 Defense

KeyLogger 5000.prog = 2 Luck, 35 Ego, 2 Offense, 35 Proc Power

Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition = 20 Ego

Prosthetic Finger Implant = 100 Proc Power

Edit: Just finished a ****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda, so that adds 7 luck, offense, defense, frugality, and charisma on top of the stats (which I’ll edit into the OP).