My team’s captain had asked some new girl to play on our sand volleyball team (we honestly named it Team Shortbus) which was great because we needed another girl and she wasn’t bad looking at all. But this girl brought her boyfriend. This guy decided it was his night to tell us all stories that started on one subject then never ended because he forgot where he started each time. After awhile he tells us he has A.D.D. which none of really cared about and another of my friends says something to the affect of yeah, I have that too. The guy starts to get all upset and asks what meds my friend is on and stands up like he’s going to do something about it. I was smart enough to say, “hey guy, I thought I had A.D.D. myself and I was gonna go to the doctor for it but then I saw something shiny and forgot.” Guy forgets everything that happened before I said that and laughs then looks around like he wanted to know why he was standing and then sat down.

Everyone thought he was a tard and his girl was embarrbumed. I hope she shows up next week though because she was pretty good at volleyball and like I said not hard to look at at all.

tl;dr: Even blind squirrels can find a nut somehow.