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King Krimson

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Mrs. Robertson.

Tomorrow, the doorbell will ring twice at exactly 11:46AM. When you open the door, you will be greeted by a man in a suit wearing a bowler hat. This man will also be in blackface.

He will ask you “At what time does a Joker become a Harlequin?”

You shall reply “When the standard set of cards gets a long overdue revamp.”

THIS IS IMPORTANT. If you answer any other way, or if he suspects that you are harbouring a policemen, he will knock you out and run away.

I apologise for taking such precautions, but due to recent events I cannot feel safe anywhere. This all comes down to the scorpion venom.

See you soon.


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