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King Krimson

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Enoby Posted:

Dear Mr. Krimson,

I am uncertain how to respond to your message here. At first, I was certain that you were the cold-blooded killer who took my darling Rachel’s life, and that you were posting here to mock me.

A subsequent message in this discussion from a young lady named Janie, however, has made me think twice. She bumures me that you are a mild-mannered “nerd” who spends his time reviewing online fanfiction. Perhaps Rachel’s anger towards you was related to a negative review? I know that her stories were not well-received.

Mr. Krimson, I saw the killer’s face, and it looked just like yours. However, upon reflection, I realize that such an effect might be achieved by a skilled make-up artist or mask-maker. Is is possible that someone in this community had a reason to frame you? Do you have enemies?

Please be honest. It’s the best thing you can do now, not only for me and my beloved daughter, but for your own well-being. If you are, in fact, the monster who took her from me, I urge you to turn yourself in and seek the help you need. If you are not, I beg you to tell me everything you know about who it might be, since it seems that they are trying to make you bear the blame.

Please, Mr. Krimson, do the right thing.

Sincerely,

Karla Robertson

Okay, I’m going to level with you. Yes, I was the guy who you saw that day. I was the one who greeted you, and said my name was Biff. This, I am afraid, was a ruse. The Biff that Ebony dated and then broke up with is the very same Biff Weasly that you were conversing with on these forums. However, as far as I know, he had nothing to do with this. Unless Janie is an unreliable witness.

Before I go on, let me get this straight; I didn’t murder her. We had an… altercation, but nothing either she or I did would have led too her death. She did attack me with a hatpin, which I now have in my possession, so that would explain the copious amounts of blood found at the scene. It was mine. Mostly.

After I left, did you hear any other noises? Shuffling, talking, things like that?

It is my personal opinion that a third party is involved.

Then again, I could just be messing you around, as, I have to admit, the evidence does strongly point to me. Your call.

Does your husband know yet?


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