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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

AKK: I’m mean

12:29AM

AAHZ: heard

12:29AM

AAHZ: 300

12:29AM

AAHZ: no wait

12:29AM

AKK: I’m down with cripple people

12:29AM

AAHZ: 900

12:29AM

AKK: and tards

12:29AM

AAHZ: ****ing times

12:29AM

coreyjess: Fran: riffraff can be so fun, don’t you agree?

12:29AM

AKK: you guys are cool

12:29AM

AAHZ: see this?

12:29AM

AKK: I dig on tards

12:29AM

AAHZ: is how u always

12:29AM

Fran: coreyjess: yeah we should do it more

12:29AM

AAHZ: won other fights

12:30AM

AAHZ: on other boards

12:30AM

AAHZ: but i have

12:30AM

AKK: I once saw this sexcellent tard poetry jam

12:30AM

AAHZ: jacked your

12:30AM

coreyjess: Fran: well, not to much

12:30AM

AAHZ: style

12:30AM

AKK: it was really great

12:30AM

SLIMDB: christ this is entertaining

12:30AM

AAHZ: but

12:30AM

AAHZ: see

12:30AM

AAHZ: u

12:30AM

AAHZ: can

12:30AM

AAHZ: type

12:30AM

AAHZ: like

12:30AM

AAHZ: this

12:30AM

AAHZ: if

12:30AM

AAHZ: u want

12:30AM

AAHZ: LOL

12:30AM

AAHZ: stupid fabulous person­got

12:30AM

SLIMDB: im having so much fun

12:30AM

AKK: don’t call me names!

12:30AM

AAHZ: so what else u got?

12:30AM

SLIMDB: woo

12:30AM

elenaratelimit: aahz comes in with his experience out from left field, akk left speechless, timeout

12:30AM

AAHZ: im just getting warmed up

12:30AM

AKK: I got nothign I already told you that, what are you tarded… oh, sorry

12:31AM

AKK: I keep forgetting

12:31AM

Fran: elenaratelimit: nice touch to the commenting, elenaratelimit.

12:31AM

AKK: see I’m tarded too

12:31AM

AAHZ: blahblahblah

12:31AM

AKK: but in a different way

12:31AM

AAHZ: now u are insulting yourself

12:31AM

coreyjess: elenaratelimit: thought i heard a whistle, where’s your yellow flag?

12:31AM

AAHZ: see now

12:31AM

AAHZ: i have

12:31AM

AAHZ: u insulting

12:31AM

AAHZ: your

12:31AM

AAHZ: owbn

12:31AM

AAHZ: goddamn self

12:31AM

AKK: that’s right!

12:31AM

AAHZ: LOL self PWNage

12:31AM

AKK: I’m under your orbital mind control lasers!

12:31AM

elenaratelimit: coreyjess:

12:31AM

AKK: you are so awesome

12:31AM

AAHZ: u are like mccain in the debates

12:32AM

AKK: I wish I could be as cool as you

12:32AM

AAHZ: i know i am

12:32AM

AKK: teach me homo?

12:32AM

AAHZ: i know u do

12:32AM

AAHZ: \noe

12:32AM

AAHZ: no

12:32AM

elenaratelimit: damnnnn aahz bringing in the political slayingggggggg

12:32AM

AAHZ: nope

12:32AM

AKK: lol, you respond to homo

12:32AM

AAHZ: i got political on his bum

12:32AM

elenaratelimit: he called you MCCAIN DUDE

12:32AM

AKK: nice

12:32AM

AKK: alright homo

12:32AM

elenaratelimit: mccain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

12:32AM

AKK: go kill yourself

12:32AM

AKK: in a fire

12:32AM

AAHZ: lol an hero jokes?

12:32AM

AAHZ: other 4chan memes?

12:32AM

Fran: AAHZ is getting rhe advantage!

12:32AM

AAHZ: jeesus christ man

12:32AM

coreyjess: I was hoping for more yo mama and less politics, personally

12:32AM

Fran: nice politicial usage there man, you’re a star.

12:32AM

AKK: nope it’s not a joke, this are cereal buznz

12:33AM

AAHZ: half of 4chan knows my bum

12:33AM

AKK: they do!

12:33AM

AAHZ: so who the **** r u?

12:33AM

coreyjess: half?

12:33AM

AAHZ: p much

12:33AM

AKK: I bet you have you’re own personal army?

12:33AM

AKK: and you are the ****

12:33AM

Fran: coreyjess: he’s known by anon

12:33AM

AKK: he is huh!

12:33AM

Fran: that’s cool imo

12:33AM

AAHZ: yup, i dont need hlp

12:33AM

AKK: that’s awesome!

12:33AM

coreyjess: Fran: k

12:33AM

AAHZ: it

12:33AM

AAHZ: it very

12:33AM

AAHZ: awesomne

12:33AM

AKK: you are a pretty cool guy

12:33AM

coreyjess: ...

12:33AM

AAHZ: u stupid ****ing

12:33AM

AAHZ: ciockwit

12:33AM

AAHZ: male reproductive organwit

12:33AM

AAHZ: see i even

12:33AM

AKK: you are known by anon and doesn’t affraid of anything

12:33AM

AAHZ: corrected

12:33AM

AAHZ: my spelling

12:33AM

AAHZ: on your

12:33AM

AKK: lets help ****wit out here

12:34AM

AAHZ: stupid bum

12:34AM

AAHZ: ya lets

12:34AM

AAHZ: all help

12:34AM

AAHZ: the ****wit

12:34AM

AKK: anons enemies are everyone who isn’t anon, namefabulous person

12:34AM

AAHZ: AKK

12:34AM

Fran: coreyjess: damn, seems AKK is giving up

12:34AM

AAHZ: out here

12:34AM

Fran: will AAHZ win another one?

12:34AM

AKK: thanks for teaching me how it’s done

12:34AM

AAHZ: name fabulous person tripfabulous person

12:34AM

elenaratelimit: aahz is like a bulldozer

12:34AM

AAHZ: tripfabulous person tripfabulous person

12:34AM

coreyjess: lol

12:34AM

AAHZ: tripfabulous person tripfabulous person secure tripfabulous person

12:34AM

AKK: keep spouting tripfabulous person, that makes you cool

12:34AM

AAHZ: im a goddamn secure tripfabulous person

12:34AM

AKK: you totally pwned me

12:34AM

coreyjess: internet armies, bulldozers, this is getting serious

12:35AM

AAHZ: LOL see how stupid u sound>

12:35AM

AAHZ: ?

12:35AM

AKK: no

12:35AM

AAHZ: i know i did

12:35AM

AKK: but maybe you could help

12:35AM

Fran: OH MY GOD! AKK IS ADMITTING DEFEAT?

12:35AM

AKK: you should point everything I say to me

12:35AM

coreyjess: Fran: can’t be

12:35AM

AKK: that would teach me a lesson

12:35AM

AAHZ: AKK admitted defeat likr 40 times already

12:35AM

elenaratelimit: akk coming in with a truce offer shocker?

12:35AM

AAHZ: *like

12:35AM

coreyjess: AKK: fight on little brother

12:35AM

AKK: I would finally understand how awesome you are on the internet

12:35AM

AAHZ: LOL poor bastard

12:35AM

coreyjess: AKK: never say die

12:36AM

Fran: AAHZ: we got an entire audience to cheer dude

12:36AM

AAHZ: LOL i actually feel sorry for u now

12:36AM

elenaratelimit: he was faking death, good tactic

12:36AM

Fran: he can’t give up

12:36AM

AKK: you should fabulous person

12:36AM

AKK: feel sorry for me

12:36AM

AAHZ: ooohh a bumhurt flame

12:36AM

Fran: oh wow, he’s recovering

12:36AM

AKK: your emotions feed my jacking off

12:36AM

Fran: using a bumhurt flame

12:36AM

AAHZ: at least it was original

12:36AM

Fran: and acting like an emo kid

12:36AM

coreyjess: ugh

12:36AM

Fran: that’s a rare occurence.

12:36AM

AAHZ: an original bumhurt flame

12:36AM

coreyjess: jerking off?

12:36AM

AKK: your mom was original

12:36AM

elenaratelimit: akk is jerking it while he fights aahz? wow

12:36AM

AKK: seriously

12:37AM

AAHZ: mom jokes, 4chan jokes

12:37AM

Fran: that increases hios douchebaggery by over nine thousand!

12:37AM

AKK: I’m totally masterbating

12:37AM

AAHZ: SRS

12:37AM

coreyjess: back to yo mama

12:37AM

AKK: right now

12:37AM

coreyjess: awesome

12:37AM

AAHZ: lets talk about yo momma AKK

12:37AM

AKK: DO IT!

12:37AM

AAHZ: the ppl want to hear

12:37AM

AKK: just don’t call her a crack whore

12:37AM

Fran: I approve of your momma jokes

12:37AM

coreyjess: yes

12:37AM

AKK: that will hurt me e-feelings

12:37AM

AAHZ: shes a crak whore

12:37AM

AKK: ****ER!

12:37AM

AAHZ: a stinking floppy tit crack whore

12:37AM

AKK: I’m gonna reach through the itnernet and punch you in the soul!

12:37AM

AAHZ: **** mammary glands are floppy

12:37AM

AKK: no wait

12:37AM

AKK: nm

12:38AM

AKK: I’m bored

12:38AM

AKK: you got anything else homo?

12:38AM

elenaratelimit:

12:38AM

AAHZ: look dude. your mom has floppy crack whore tis

12:38AM

AAHZ: mammary glands

12:38AM

AAHZ: i told u

12:38AM

AAHZ: i am

12:38AM

AAHZ: just

12:38AM

AAHZ: getting

12:38AM

AKK: that was the best insult evar!

12:38AM

AAHZ: started here

12:38AM

AAHZ: u stupid

12:38AM

coreyjess: soul punch ftw

12:38AM

AKK: go die now

12:38AM

AAHZ: child of

12:38AM

AAHZ: a floppy

12:38AM

AAHZ: titted

12:38AM

AAHZ: crackwhore

12:38AM

AAHZ: LOL your moms

12:38AM

AKK: not feeling it

12:38AM

AKK: you did it better the first time

12:38AM

AAHZ: mammary glands are A cups

12:39AM

AKK: try switching fonts to annotate emotion

12:39AM

Fran: IDC spam!

12:39AM

AAHZ: do u even know

12:39AM

AAHZ: your dad?

12:39AM

coreyjess: floppy a cups?

12:39AM

Fran: this is finally getting better guys

12:39AM

AKK: maybe then I feel something

12:39AM

AAHZ: coreyjess: yup floppy a cups

12:39AM

AKK: right now this is just clinical

12:39AM

coreyjess: how are A cups floppy?

12:39AM

AKK: it’s like ****ing a corpse

12:39AM

AAHZ: u would be surprised

12:39AM

elenaratelimit: soul punch ayyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiia!

12:39AM

Fran: good question, coreyjess.

12:39AM

Dobby the House Elf: elenaratelimit

12:39AM

Dobby the House Elf: FRAN

12:39AM

AKK: sure it’s fun for a while but after a while you feel dperaved for enjoying it

12:39AM

AAHZ: ive seen scary ****

12:39AM

Fran: Dobby the House Elf: shh

12:39AM

AKK: you’ve seen scary ****!

12:39AM

Fran: we’re commenting the fight between AAHZ and AKK

12:39AM

elenaratelimit: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf: Dobby the House Elf:

12:40AM

AKK: tell me about it tough guy!

12:40AM

Fran: sit with us and grab some popcorb.

12:40AM

AAHZ: were fighing?

12:40AM

AAHZ: im just bull****ting

12:40AM

AKK: tell me how your woe is so much bigger than mine!

12:40AM

AAHZ: hes getting all bumhurt

12:40AM

Fran: OH GOD, HE’S BULL****TING

12:40AM

Dobby the House Elf: Okay but I missed elenaratelimit

12:40AM

Fran: THAT WAS DEEP.

12:40AM

elenaratelimit: well akk tried to soulpunch you but you called out his mom

12:40AM

coreyjess: yeah grab some popcorb

12:40AM

Fran: coreyjess:

12:40AM

AAHZ: wasnt it tho, fran?

12:40AM

AKK: tell me about how you have it so much harder!

12:40AM

coreyjess: Fran: sorry

12:40AM

AKK: tell me about your emo ****

12:40AM

AAHZ: im rich i told u

12:40AM

AKK: I care!

12:40AM

Fran: AAHZ: you’re owning him man

12:40AM

AAHZ: im no emo

12:40AM

AAHZ: Fran: shh dont tell him

12:41AM

Fran: AKK you’ll need to recover bad time or else you’re losing this

12:41AM

AKK: you sure about that fabulous personot?

12:41AM

AAHZ: its more fun that way

12:41AM

AKK: I’m scared

12:41AM

elenaratelimit: the soul punch was a good round though

12:41AM

AAHZ: AKK: your train of thought is stuck like 4 minutes ago

12:41AM

elenaratelimit: more like that

12:41AM

Dobby the House Elf: It looks like right now AKK is JUST not keeping up.

12:41AM

AKK: I thought you were emo, now I come to see you’re really an invincible troll

12:41AM

coreyjess: elenaratelimit: soul punch was good

12:41AM

Fran: what, admitting defeat again?

12:41AM

Dobby the House Elf: Let’s face it though, Aahz IS the internet’s champion.

12:41AM

Fran: go back to the soul punch lines

12:41AM

AAHZ: the soul punch was teh best

12:41AM

AKK: oh yes

12:41AM

AKK: I’m totally deffeated

12:41AM

AKK: I never had a chance

12:41AM

Dobby the House Elf: Oh.

12:42AM

AAHZ: when u did the soul punch that was clever

12:42AM

AKK: I don’t even know what the internet is

12:42AM

coreyjess: he’s playing possum

12:42AM

AKK: I’m actually only 8

12:42AM

AAHZ: lol look at him go

12:42AM

coreyjess: you’ll see

12:42AM

elenaratelimit: well aahz is an internet bulldozer you cant defeat him

12:42AM

coreyjess: possum death strike

12:42AM

Fran: I think he’s feigning again guys

12:42AM

coreyjess: watch

12:42AM

AAHZ: hit little heart is going pitter patter

12:42AM

Fran: he must have some tricks on his sleeve.

12:42AM

AAHZ: *his

12:42AM

AKK: male reproductive organes

12:42AM

AAHZ: lol oh gods

12:42AM

AKK: you got anything left homo

12:42AM

AAHZ: this is p sad, AKK

12:42AM

AKK: I’m getting bored

12:42AM

elenaratelimit: oh snap he brought out male reproductive organs

12:42AM

AAHZ: everybody7

12:42AM

coreyjess: male reproductive organes up his sleeves

12:42AM

AAHZ: here thinks

12:42AM

AAHZ: u got

12:42AM

AAHZ: PWNED

12:42AM

AAHZ: like it was

12:42AM

AAHZ: 2007

12:43AM

AAHZ: LOLSEEWHATIDID?

12:43AM

AKK: who cares what a bunch of fabulous persons think?

12:43AM

AAHZ: yet here u are

12:43AM

coreyjess: we do

12:43AM

AKK: I’m failing to see the problem

12:43AM

elenaratelimit:

12:43AM

AKK: like

12:43AM

AAHZ: stop using my ****, it makes

12:43AM

AAHZ: u look

12:43AM

AKK: if a bunch of homos say you’re straight

12:43AM

AAHZ: ****ing weak

12:43AM

coreyjess: AKK: come on man, rocky didn’t give up

12:43AM

Fran: man he’s mimicking AAHZ moves

12:43AM

AAHZ: AKK for gods sake man

12:43AM

AKK: is that an insult?

12:43AM

Fran: AKK: man you’re a internet star! don’t give up!

12:43AM

AKK: I’m offended deeply

12:43AM

AAHZ: AKK!

12:43AM

Odalisque: I heard there was an epic battle in IDC

12:43AM

elenaratelimit: akk was faking death

12:44AM

AAHZ: get up@

12:44AM

AAHZ: !!

12:44AM

AKK: NO

12:44AM

AAHZ: ONE111!ELEVEN

12:44AM

AKK: I REFUSE!

12:44AM

elenaratelimit: now hes coming back with some sort of punch i know it

12:44AM

AAHZ: get up man

12:44AM

AKK: I will not fight

12:44AM

AKK: **** you in the bum

12:44AM

AAHZ: soulpunch me again

12:44AM

elenaratelimit: oooh

12:44AM

AAHZ: that was p good

12:44AM

elenaratelimit: i knew it! he ****ed you in the bum

12:44AM

AAHZ: your soud

12:44AM

AAHZ: soul

12:44AM

AKK: no more soul punching, you like it too much

12:44AM

AAHZ: punched me

12:44AM

coreyjess: knew it

12:44AM

AAHZ: lol

12:44AM

Fran: I agree, soulpunching was his best move.

12:44AM

coreyjess: this is a lovers spat isn’t it

12:44AM

AAHZ: the soulpunch was the hsit

12:44AM

AAHZ: ****

12:44AM

coreyjess: now i feel dirty

12:45AM

AKK: good

12:45AM

AAHZ: you get 1 point for the soulpunch

12:45AM

AKK: now get naked

12:45AM

Fran: OMG, GAY SEX

12:45AM

AAHZ: oooohhh gay jokes

12:45AM

AKK: I get as many uckingg points as I want

12:45AM

Fran: THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

12:45AM

AKK: and **** what you think

12:45AM

AAHZ: uckingg? what the hell is that?

12:45AM

Fran: SEEMS HE WAS JUST FEIGNING DEFEAT AFTER ALL PEOPLE

12:45AM

AKK: nope

12:45AM

elenaratelimit: man this is off the chainnn akk seems to have nearly as much energy as aahz what does this mean for the sport

12:45AM

coreyjess: who was piching who was recieving

12:45AM

AKK: I’ve been dead the whole time

12:45AM

AKK: I was never even here

12:45AM

Fran: means he’s a talented as AAHZ elenaratelimit

12:45AM

AAHZ: half of what u say dosent make sense, AKK

12:46AM

AAHZ: except the soulpunch’

12:46AM

coreyjess: oooooooooooooh, he’s a ninja

12:46AM

elenaratelimit: if someone isnt dead, then they dont get tired, and they cant stop, its a trick

12:46AM

AKK: damn ****ing straight I’m a ninja

12:46AM

AKK: now suck my shaft

12:46AM

elenaratelimit:

12:46AM

Fran:

12:46AM

coreyjess: that;s it little brother

12:46AM

AKK: my ninja shaft of justice

12:46AM

AAHZ: god damnman u really are lonely

12:46AM

AKK: yes

12:46AM

AAHZ: u are

12:46AM

AAHZ: a lonely

12:46AM

AAHZ: mother­****er

12:46AM

AKK: you peged me

12:46AM

AAHZ: lol please

12:46AM

AKK: you got it

coreyjess: fight on with your ninja staff of judgement

12:46AM

AKK: you win again!

12:46AM

AAHZ: tell your

12:46AM

AAHZ: crachwhore

12:46AM

AAHZ: mother

12:46AM

AKK: tell me more about me Dr. PHIL

12:46AM

AAHZ: to get u off

12:47AM

AAHZ: because

12:47AM

AKK: come on!

12:47AM

elenaratelimit: is akk in love with aahz and wants love relations? is this what its all about?

12:47AM

AAHZ: just

12:47AM

AKK: DO IT fabulous person!

12:47AM

AAHZ: embarrasing

12:47AM

AAHZ: yourself

12:47AM

Anon1173: i am a BANANA!

12:47AM

AAHZ: here in

12:47AM

AKK: actually

12:47AM

AAHZ: front

12:47AM

AAHZ: of all the people

12:47AM

AAHZ: that u are

12:47AM

AAHZ: trying

12:47AM

AAHZ: to impress

12:47AM

AAHZ: but failinjg

12:47AM

coreyjess: elenaratelimit: think so

12:47AM

AKK: elenerate, aahz started crushing on me

12:47AM

AAHZ: miserable

AAHZ: at

12:47AM

AKK: then we had chat sex

12:47AM

coreyjess: elenaratelimit: or the other way around, maybe

12:47AM

Fran: that’s a deep move, AAHZ.

12:47AM

AAHZ: ELENA YOU bum dosent care about u

12:47AM

AAHZ: its

12:47AM

AKK: still going apparently but I stopped reading anything he posted like 10 min ago

12:47AM

AAHZ: a p damn

12:47AM

AAHZ: deep move

12:47AM

AAHZ: i agree fran

12:47AM

AAHZ: this ****

12:47AM

AAHZ: has no idea

12:47AM

Anon1173: meeds moar

12:47AM

AKK: gotta get me one of them

12:47AM

AAHZ: what the ****

12:47AM

AAHZ: to type

12:48AM

AKK: wrap it up boxes from

12:48AM

Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

12:48AM

AKK: the chapelle show

12:48AM

Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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coreyjess: shhh, anon

12:48AM

Anon1173:

12:48AM

AKK: wrap it up B

12:48AM

AAHZ: spam@@

12:48AM

Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

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Anon1173:

12:48AM

Fran: AND THE RON PAUL GONG BANGS!

12:48AM

AAHZ: gogogogo

12:48AM

Anon1173: :ro

12:48AM

AKK: GO ANON!

12:48AM

elenaratelimit: no ron paul here but there was a mccain round

12:48AM

AKK: you are teh weiner!

12:48AM

AAHZ: 1 BP for good spam

12:48AM

Fran: AND I DECLARE AAHZ AS THE WINNER OF THIS VERY IDC FIGHT!

12:48AM

AAHZ: trophy


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