Odalisque Posted:

I said you have to be damn sexy and do my bidding. Prove that you’re damn sexy and do something for me and maybe I might if I’m in the mood. But you’re not really all that new, are you? Do you even qualify?

Oda, adopt him and tie him up*, but then get bored and go make minestrone. It’s really funny when that happens. Log in to see images!

* You’ll want to use a gag if he gets really whiny about wanting to be untied. It can totally ruin that “making great soup” mojo.