We should do some kind of newbie adoption thing

crayoncakes

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Walling ourselves off from new players sucks. Let’s adopt new people. Which sucks too, but it’s far easier to coerce young bright eyed newbies into rough homosexual relations this way.

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Posted On: 09/25/2008 6:56PM

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gigerth

7.69"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

ill adopt u if you follow this form:

name : 
are u gay:
do u think a meme is funny:

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Posted On: 09/25/2008 7:05PM

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

8.33"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

no guys we need to shun new people!!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 09/25/2008 7:06PM

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Lord Shplane

12.59"

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I am unsure if I still count as a newbie, but if I do can Fran adopt me? Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 09/25/2008 7:09PM

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MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

9.44"

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

i shun everyone, that is why UR A HOMO is so large..-cwutididthar

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Posted On: 09/25/2008 7:10PM

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scully

38.89"

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I like the idea of adopting new people, too, but at the end of the day, I want some chillaxation.

Plus, I’m a total elitist **** who is better than everyone. Log in to see images!

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 09/25/2008 7:10PM

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Veer

8.75"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

gigerth Posted:

ill adopt u if you follow this form:
name : veer
are u gay: no 
do u think a meme is funny: lol memes~!!!

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Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:03AM

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Natalie

6.6"

[SRSLY]

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

I’m willing to adopt a n00b as long as I still have my own private escape.

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Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:08AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

oh god

the thought of even LOOKING at one of the unwashed newfabulous persons makes me vomit

let alone having to see one and bumociate with it regularly.

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MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:09AM

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Odalisque

13.64"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I’m ok with this idea if we can put them in a pen at the end of the day or whenever they get clingy.

And they have to be damn sexy and do my bidding.

ilu man

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Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:15AM

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o0-M00N_KriK-
37-0o

7.26"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

i will adopt gigerth

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Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:17AM

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nanafabulous personjesus

4.81"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

i’m adopting all of them for the monthly money so **** off you male reproductive organ riding fabulous personlords

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:18AM

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nanafabulous personjesus

4.81"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

and im going to have sex with all of them

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:18AM

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KaaVink

12.7"

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I clearly need someone to adopt me to ensure that I don’t inadvertently wander off a cliff while trying to discover the truth behind all these baby sacrifices.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:46AM

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Natalie

6.6"

[SRSLY]

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

KaaVink: you’re in SRSLY, I’m already kinda keepin’ an eye out for you.

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Posted On: 09/26/2008 3:51AM

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KaaVink

12.7"

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Does that come with any special privileges? Log in to see images!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 09/26/2008 4:17AM

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NotJoePesci

5.88"

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

and im going to have sex with all of them

Adopt me! I need to sell Beaner Babies and get rich!

Posted On: 09/26/2008 4:44AM

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Inertia

17.77"

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Can I has adopted parent?

POST HERE TO GET BP

http://moon-child.mybrute.com/

Posted On: 09/26/2008 4:59AM

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Laguna

10.14"

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

I’ll only adopt one if they send me BP on a regular basis

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Posted On: 09/26/2008 10:12AM

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Biff Weasley

7.41"

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Something_Witty Posted:

oh god

the thought of even LOOKING at one of the unwashed newfabulous persons makes me vomit

let alone having to see one and bumociate with it regularly.

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Quite right good sirrah!

Posted On: 09/26/2008 2:46PM

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

MOCK-CONGLER-S ****

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

[SRSLY]

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

nanafabulous personjesus

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

nanafabulous personjesus

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

[SRSLY]

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****