A cop sees an old Volkswagen bus speeding down the highway. He pulls the guy over, and looks in the back. He sees it’s full of penguins, so he says “You best take these penguins back to the zoo!” The guy says yes, and he lets him off with a warning.

The next day, the same cop sees the same bus speeding down the same stretch of highway. He pulls him over, and looks in the back. It’s still full of penguins, but they’re all wearing sunglbumes. He says, “I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!” The man says, “Yeah, I did. Now we’re going to the beach!”

Also, one snowman turns to another snowman and says, “Yeah, I smell carrots, too!”