Janie Posted:

Ebony, just so you know, Biff is already planning to give up the “goffick” lifestyle.

New Biff

KK, what I saw in Biff is still what I see in him. He has a quick, self-deprecating sense of humor, and a sensitive soul. It’s only that he throws his personality to the four winds to be molded by any and all comers that makes him such a douche.

So.

Um, if you’ve decided not to murder Biff, will you still help with Ebony?

Do you still want to do all the horrible, horrible things you described on #untraceable_homicide?

Cause I was kinda looking forward to the part when you claimed you would wear Ebony’s eyeballs like earrings.