SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

I request Woman be a new character clbum. Dinner-making ability = attacks; Sanity == Ego; mammary glands & Poon == equippable items.

And the closer the Woman gets to death, the more bat**** insane she gets—entering a berserker mode of sorts. In berserker mode the character would have an increased chance of getting two or more hits on a thread in one post, have access to different attacks like “20 page rant on Women’s internet equality”.

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I’m ok with that. I’d totally enhance my mammary glands, poon, and dinner-making ability if it actually gave me that kind of power.

But I still wouldn’t want them replacing e-peen.