Janie Posted:

Actually, I would like for Ebony to write us a story. I challenge her to write a fanfiction about Forumwarz. Come on, King Krimson, you know you want one…

No. No I do not.

Not only will it be riddled with Ebony’s unique brand of spelling and grammar, it will also fail to make sense. Adjectives will be misused, lyrics will be mangled, and concerts will be gone to.

And no prizes for guessing who the object of Ebony’s ire will be this time.