Salvador Posted:

This horrid piece of fan fiction, along with the commentary -of course- should become a book. Both for amusement and as a cautionary example to horny 13-year-old girls who just learned to use the internets.

If you’ll enlighten me on how the hell I’m going to be able to get someone to accept this crap, then sure.

Seriously, if you know a publisher or something, hook me up. I’m all ears.