A nun is Traveling in a taxi cab, and engages the driver in conversation. Sooner or later, the conversation turns to regrets. The nun says “I have led a lnfe free of sin, although I have but one regret. Being a nun, I have never had the chance to have sex.”

The randy driver sees a golden oppertunity, and slyly offers to relieve the Nun of her one regret. “Are you married?” The nun asks.

“I could never live with myself if I broke the sacred vows between husband and wife.”

The taxi driver, lying through his teeth, replied that he was not married. The nun looked delighted, and they stopped at a nearby alley to do the deed. Before they got down to it, the nun explained that since she was to die a virgin, they must only engage in anal sex. The taxi driver readily agreed, eagerly awaiting the chance to sheathe his pink sword. After a mindblowing session of incredibly kinky sex, the taxi turned to the nun and said “Sister, I have a confession to make. In actuality, I’m married. I have a wife. Sorry.”

The nun just grinned, and said “That’s okay. I have a confession to make too. In actuality, my name is Tom, and I’m going to a fancy dress party.”