Three guys are involved in a terrible car crash. They all die, and, due to various bad decision made in life, they all go to Hell. When the three chums meet the head honcho, he explains their first torture. “I’m going to remove your collective male reproductive organes. The method in which I’m going to remove them all depends upon the profession of your Father. For instance, your Father was a lumberjack, so I’m going to cut off your male reproductive organ with this axe.”

The Devil reveals a very rusty, old looking axe, nails the mans male reproductive organ to the wall, and gleefully hacks away until the sobbing mans member was completly severed. Satan looked at the next man, and said “Your Father was a blacksmith, so I’m going to hammer your male reproductive organ until it drops off.”

The brutality that followed was nothing short of horrifiying. After the grizzly deed was done, the Devil turned to the third man, who, bizzarly, was doubled up in laughter. “Why are you laughing?” The Devil asked the man.

“Didn’t you see what happened to your friends? You should be quivering in fear, not… Laughing!”

The man stifled his laughter just long enough to reply thus: “My father was a popsicle taster!”