Janie Posted:

I think you’d prefer to talk to my brother before you say something like that. I carved Biff’s name into his arm while he was sleeping, and I once set him on fire at a family reunion.

Scorpions are very interesting creatures. They pop up in the most unexpected places.

Wait… who— who’s Biff?

And why would you carve his name into your brother’s arm?

But your brother sounds like an bumhole. I’m sure I’d be a much better brother to you.