Janie, do you ever worry about getting stung? I have a couple of plants in my garden that can be used as, you know, antidotes to scorpion venom. Would you like to see them? The garden would be a good place for us to talk privately… I have so many questions about girls women.

You know, I never realized it before, but you’re kind of like the sister I never had. Thanks for being such a good friend.