LeFox Posted:

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox

Dear LeFox,

Your talk of stuffing male reproductive organs in mouths combined with your avatar lead me to think that you’re really craving male reproductive organs in your own mouth. Well, I can help you with that. I have a very large, black strap on that hasn’t been washed after the last ten or so uses. I’d be glad to stuff it in your mouth for you, you know, as a test to see if you are ready for the real thing. TubMail me for details. Log in to see images!

P.S. You’re a terrible poster.

With all the love I have,

bulldyke