Okay, let’s remember that this thread is in the contest forum, which only allows trolling if the OP permits it. If anyone is foolish enough to actually try to enter this contest, let it be on their head.

At some point I might talk to ET about “contests” like this. Because I think if you charge an entrance fee to enter a contest, it becomes a taxable affair unless you’re exempt. Or it’s gambling real money, which also has legal ramifications. Or, y’know, something.