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amaranthus

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Team! We need medic here YESTERDAY!

****! Gumshoe…Damnit man, don’t do this to me!

*shouts into his headset*

HE’S NOT BREATHING AGENTS, GET ME THAT MEDIC DOUBLE QUICK!

Monkey, I’m not a doctor, and I’m not a medic, but I know a little bit. I know, for instance, that the Osage Indians in the American Midwest made a poultice out of slippery elm bark to treat gunshot wounds, and draw out the lead. I brought some with me, since we were warned about taking fire.

MONKEY, calm down. Things are going to be okay. I need you to focus. I’m going to stay here with Gumshoe. You go into the kitchen, find me some water and a clean cloth, okay?


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