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amaranthus

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Hey, guys, what’s… Oh. ****; I guess I missed another meeting?

Well, it’s not really my fault… I mean… ****. Those goddamn kids were in here and they messed up my lab and then were poking around in my garden. I finally… chased the girls out; they went to the mall. But that stupid Ash kid was still there, yammering about pokemons or something, and I had to drive him out there.

Wha— My license? Yes, it’s still ****ing suspended, all right? Whatever; it totally ****ing shouldn’t be. Stupid ****ing cops. Well, sorry, I guess. It’s just… well I had to ****ing get him out of here somehow, you know? ****.

Anyways, then I had to… clean up. They damaged some of my most… valuable plants, and one of them ripped a page out of my Field Guide to Plants of the Subcontinent, and somebody bled all over my instruments and I had to sanit— don’t ask. I don’t know why, she just picked up one of my scalpels and started cutting. ****.

Wait…. what? You think I… invited them here? What are you, ****ing nuts? No, they… I don’t know. God. Way to blame the new guy. ****.


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