Herrick: You could try to find a ghost in the shell fanfic. I just know that, due to the intellectual nature of the anime, there will be several stories that miss the point entirely and redefine stupid. “Look at me! I’m being deep! LOLOL!”

I’m afraid to even go in there, for fear that their bizarre philosophical statements begin to make sense.

If all else fails, look into the Neon Genesis Evangelion section. Don’t say I didn’t warn you though.