Well, it was frighteningly easy to get that job. My most important advice to anyone seeking to join this industry is to seek out a man named Guido that runs a flesh-incinerator, and let him look at your cleavage for several minutes. I start tonight.

On the down side (as though there were an up side), the uniforms are tragically unflattering. If I don’t report in by morning, send help. And clean clothes. And a large quantity of strong soap.

Log in to see images! Miss Trent edited this message on 07/03/2008 11:37PM