Whadda you know. It is shorter. I guess Ebony is fatigued after that last exhilarating chapter. What will happen next? Warning, out of character behaviour ahoy.

Chapter 13

AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom!

“I stole your prized possession, but it’s okay because the guy in the poster is teh sexay! We can still be friends right? RIGHT?”

PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!

Not bloody likely.

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

Don’t worry, Draco will be fine. How do I know this? It’s because he’s protected by a character shield.

“Dumbledore Dumblydore!”

“Dumbledore, Dumbledore, let us in.” “Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!” Yeah, this chapters gonna be tough to critique.

we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

Making the floor all sticky.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

Who ****ed in your cheerios Dumbledore? Or is your split personality kicking in again?

“Volsemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.

And he’s going to make a horrible straight to DVD movie! Of Draco! Being raped! Up the arse!

He laughed in an evil voice.

Okay, Dumbledore has officially lost it. I suggest an exorcism.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.

Like I said: Draco will be fine. It’s probably just an elaborate hoax. These things usually end with the ‘kidnapped’ party bursting out of a man sized chocolate cake.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.”

Dumbledore knows the score. Nudity and fornication are not tolerated at Hogwarts school. Unless it involves young boys, of course.

he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.”

It’s a wonder Dumbledore ever became head teacher with his flagrant disregard for children. Maybe he should have been a clown instead.

then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

No, not really. Foppishness and a funny walk are not ideal characteristics in a potential partner, unless you like your man to be unfaithful and AIDs ridden. Look how intolerant the internet has made me.

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“It involves two balloons, several gallons of ice-cream and a gibbon. We’re sure to rescue Draco!”

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemprt’s lair!

DEUS EX MACHINA!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!”

Could you try not to offend the Muslims please? They’re liable to kill you just for looking at them funny, let alone confusing their god for a killing spell.

It was……………………………….. Voldemort!

I could say something, but I’ve given up caring at this point. Of course it was Voldemort, You’re in Voldemorts lair aren’t you? Well, that’s it for this incredibly short chapter. I’ll see you during 14, which is slightly longer. Slightly.