Janie Posted:

Have you ever thought of dressing him up like a pirate? Or in a little tuxedo?

Look, I’m the new kid here. He’s kind of my bosss… so no, I haven’t. It’s a stupid idea, anyways. What are you, 13?

Sigh… I’m sorry. That was ****y of me. It takes a while to get used to having a monkey for a boss, but he’s really ****ing smart. After a while it’s just like he’s this really gross, hairy man or something.

Anyways, he doesn’t need a sailor suit or a tux to look silly. I mean, seriously, have you looked at that suit? And that headset? Log in to see images!

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Anyways, I have to get back to the lab. Here, I have a little vegetable patch; take these, and you can make yourself a salad in the kitchen.

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Beta Vulgaris (beets); I grow it for the red pigment, which I use as a chemical marker in some of my experiments.

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Lycopersicon lycopersigreat times (tomato); I grow them for the taste. Don’t mind the black skins; they’re red on the inside. It’s my favourite heirloom variety.

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Capsigreat times annuum (Pepper). This is a Shepherd Pepper, a bit sweeter and fruitier than a Bell Pepper. I grow them for the flavour, too.

I’ve really got to get to my lab now. The kitchen is that way, second door on your right. Um…. you should probably wash all the dishes before you use them, just in case. Some of the guys around here… well, Monkey is actually the second-cleanest person here; let’s just leave it at that.