First post!

And how to tell? It’s easy! All you need is one of her toenails. It’s true! I know because there was a fire down the street yesterday at the crack house, and I was talking to the paramedic who was taking away the ho with the implants. He was saying he was learning to be a plastic surgeon, and the first thing they taught you about enhancements is they give you a chemical to drink to make sure your body won’t reject the implant. The chemical changes your toenails so that when they’re dipped in vodka and eaten, they make your pee turn blue. I tried it on another ho and it worked!

It’s the truth!