Folks, I have made some disconcerting discoveries in his garden.

First of all, the following flowers may look like evidence of simple fabulous personry, but I bumure you it’s much more serious than that.

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Delosperma cooperi

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Delosperma lydenbergnse

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Acacia berlandieri

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Acacia karroo

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Tabernanthe iboga

The first three of these plants contain the dimethyl tryptamine (DMT), a powerful psychedelic used in religious practices of certain South American tribes… and by hippies. Moreover, Acacia berlandieri contains amphetamines. The fourth, iboga, is the source of ibogaine, a drug used as a sacrament in a number of West African religions. Yes, that’s right… West African. This is very serious, indeed.

The potency of each of these drugs would be far more than his puny brain can handle. In combination, these drugs could drive a real man to insanity; God only knows what madness they have engendered in Mr. Trout.

Folks, be very careful if you should choose to approach the target. The feverish, unstable behavior we witnessed earlier is most likely the result of his these powerful substances destroying his tiny, fragile psyche. I shall retreat to my labratory and begin developing a counteragent specific to this mix of DMT, amphetamines, and ibogaine. It won’t be easy, but if I can get the right balance of chemicals… well, we should be able to bring him back to the level of a slightly very special seven year old.

I will send a courier to you later with the counteragent.

Good luck, and be careful.