I know we haven’t been together for very long.

These past few hours have been so amazing… I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to blurt it out.

I love you.

I love you more than anything else in this universe.

I love you more than I thought it was possible to love anything.

I don’t care what my friends say about you. I love the way you feel. I want to penetrate you over and over, and spill my wonderous love seed onto your ear pads.

Will… you marry me, headset?