In the beginning, there was the earth, and the sky.

From the eternal void, came the three headed God.

One head was Wise, and created the water and the clouds.

One head was Compbumionate and created the animals and the plants.

But one head was full of Hate and Malice, and created fire and death.

As they walked across the land, their mighty footsteps shook the ground, creating dips and rises across the earth.

Then the three created the Guardian, and they said to him:

“You are the Guardian of the land. You shall tend the plants and feed the animals, and keep the earth from slipping into disrepair”

Wisdom said: “I give you the gift of Knowledge. You shall know what has to be done, and you shall find the best way to accomplish it.”

Compbumion said: “I give you the gift of Love. You shall love every creature as your own, and you shall do everything in your power to care for them.

Malice said: “I give you the gift of Hate. You shall have the power to strike down those who anger you, and your rage will be the deliverer of the end.”

And Wisdom and Compbumion were rightly grieved, for Malice had ruined their creation, and sowed the seeds of corruption in the land.

They said to Malice: “Although we love you, as you are one of our own, you have tainted our Guardian, and put into action events that cannot be reversed.”

“We hereby banish you to forever wander this land, as neither God nor Beast.”

And Malice became the first Man.

Malice filled up with his anger, and tore up the plants, and killed the animals.

Wisdom and Compbumion consulted with each other, and decided to give up their Godliness to calm Malice.

And so Wisdom became the second man, and Compbumion the first Woman.

But when the pair descended to the Earth, Malice was warped and twisted, and unable to forgive Compbumion or Wisdom.

Malice spoke: “I shall never forgive you, and I shall seek to subvert your work wherever I go.”

So Malice left Wisdom and Compbumion, and the World was complete.

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Copyright King Krimson, and all that.

More coming up, I think. How about a depressing human/robot love story? Time for that English GCSE to prove it’s worth.